Jupiter's dissonance is making you extra cheeky and brash -- too much so for your partner. Carnal pleasure? Not their cup of tea today.
You'll meet someone, but they're not interested in taking things further than friendship. Jupiter in your sign will be a chaperone that acts like a wet blanket.
Why don't you try smearing jam or warm chocolate all over your partner's body? Even better, spray whipped cream where your panties should be! Such a turn on...
You'll keep to yourself at work, and refuse to kowtow to your higher-ups.
Your employer might receive taxes or a notice intended for you. You'll act surprised, but you should have known that if you kept ignoring things, this would happen sooner or later.
Your golden rule of going out with friends is to leave before things degenerate into chaos.
Your family members are your guardian angels. They'll do their best to protect you.
« The right path is always near, but a man always looks for it far away » Chinese saying
You're entering a period where you're not sure of anything at all anymore.
If you're not a big fan of shiny lipsticks, opt for an amber red one, going wonderfully well with brown hair and purple clothes and make-up.